First up was Illinois vs Michigan. Illinois won very easily, it only took about 10 minutes. For some reason, they kept playing. We all made friends with a psychopath from Illinois, then he almost killed us, then he got up and left. More importantly, giant hot dogs were eaten by all (even those who snuck off to eat them when they thought nobody was looking). Then all of a sudden, Graig invented bacon meatloaf, which is probably one of the best inventions ever.
It's important to use your laser-vision when taking on a giant hot dog.
Next up was Purdue vs Penn State. Penn State didn't have a lot of fans there. It wasn't their fault, though, because they never knew that the tournament keeps going after the Thursday games. Purdue won, it was their first Big Ten Tournament win at Conseco. Some of the highlights included Kramer dunking (without getting a concussion), coach probably getting interviewed for an upcoming issue of Playgirl, and Kramer's mom yelling a lot. We all had a lot of fun. And then on the way out we we might have been propositioned by a prostitute, which was really awkward.
In a rare moment of not yelling.
Looking good, coach.
